Rock Show! Dec 9!
If you’re reading this, you’re invited to see a redongo rock show at Local 506 in Chapel Hill on December 9. Details forthcoming.
My friend Charlie and I (band name TBA) are “opening” for L Phrenic - a KFBS classmate with some serious rap skillz.
I can’t really promise “good” music, but I can absolutely promise an amazing time.
Hope to see you there.
Eric
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Count me among the many Americans that voted for Barack Obama and that found relief/hope/inspiration with his election.
However, despite all of the good things that I believe Obama represents and all of the good things I believe he will do for our country, I’ve got to admit that I’m a little worried about his impact on “The Daily Show”.
I say the program’s golden era is over. Can Jon Stewart be consistenly funny without George W. Bush? Without Dick Cheney? Will the studio audience full of leftward leaning nerds laugh at Barack Obama jokes the same way that they laughed at George W. Bush jokes? I say no to all three.
I suspect that the show will go the way of the The Simpons and South Park - it will still be marginally funny…just not nearly as as it once was. Hope I’m wrong…
My prediction? Stephen Colbert becomes the new Comedy Central golden boy…that is if he hasn’t already.
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Axl Rose Killed My Quip
One of the first lessons I learned as a product manager for a start-up software company was that you can’t please everyone. Different stakeholders - sales, marketing, support, customers, executives - have varying priorities and often divergent opinions regarding where the product needs to go next.
This is why product management is hard and product managers are ballers.
One of the first mistakes I made as a product manager for a start-up software company was ignoring the first lesson. I was the world’s worst at telling everyone what they wanted to hear and making sure that their feature was “in the pipeline” and “coming soon”.
Boy howdy - have I learned to never make that mistake again.
Many moons ago, there was one feature in particular that “triggered” a strong reaction within our organization. Some wanted it yesterday, others could not care less because they believed that other projects should take precedence.
My co-worker and I found the entire episode fairly entertaining. Those begging for the feature didn’t really “know” what they were asking for - they just knew it was a box that we needed to check in sales conversations. My co-worker and I also knew that the application had a long ways to go before we could implement the feature in a way that would fully satisfy customer needs. Plus, we agreed that other issues should take priority, thus we had no plans to move on the feature any time soon. Moreover, there were a number of organizational factors precluding me/us from exerting any significant effort to advance the project.
Yet, despite all of this, the feature remained on the product roadmap as a “near term” priority.
My bad.
The borderline absurdity of the situation led my colleague and I to begin referring to the feature as Chinese Democracy - which is the title for the way-over-hyped Guns ‘N Roses album that has been 14 years in the making, leaked and “unleaked” several times, unanimously thought to not actually exist, and mercilessly ridiculed in the mass media:
In 2005,The New York Times called it “the most expensive album never made” and the “music industry’s most notorious white elephant”.
Dr Pepper supposedly offered a free can of Dr. Pepper to everyone in America — excluding former Guns N’ Roses guitarists Buckethead and Slash — if Axl would man up and finally release the record in 2008.
Spin reviewed the album in 2006 as an April Fool’s joke.
Yet, Axl never shut up promoting the record and the music media never stopped publishing his stupid interviews.
As you might imagine, I reaped endless amounts of smug satisfaction from my little inside joke.
So, given the story I just told, try to visualize my shock/disappointment/laughter when I hear this and read that Chinese Democracy supposedly drops November 23.
Amazing.
So it is goodbye to such a thoughtful, flexible, and beloved wisecrack.
I guess nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain.
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Note from the author: My former employer released the beginnings of the “Chinese Democracy” feature a couple months ago. All we need is just a little patience.
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The show ended ~2 hours ago and all of her staff is gone, yet Kelly is patiently waiting with Sally - the elderly woman in the wheelchair who’s ride home still hasn’t arrived.
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God Endorses Obama
I can’t believe how Coach Smith’s endorsement stopped me in my tracks this morning. Like so many North Carolina sons, Dean Smith and Tar Heel basketball are as much a part of my identity as my last name.
I can’t really explain it - I feel proud, hopeful, excited…and wish that I could somehow volunteer to run suicides and 3 man weave drills for Coach Smith to show my support for the Obama campaign.
Kelly and I are enthusiastically voting for Barack Obama and we strongly encourage you to do the same. North Carolina is without a doubt in play. Our nation needs a new direction.
Full text of the email:
There is a point in every contest when sitting on the sidelines is not an option. That is why Linnea and I are writing to urge you to join Barack Obama’s campaign for President. There are pivotal moments in history when the right decision by a nation can change its course for the better — opening up new paths before us and providing future generations with opportunities that we had not thought possible. This coming election provides one of those moments. Linnea and I believe Barack Obama is the right leader at this critical juncture. I have written that when coaching a team, you must be prepared to make changes to meet new challenges and obstacles. We must be prepared to do the same as a nation. Now, it is the United States that needs a change in direction… and a change in leadership. Join Barack Obama today by volunteering in your corner of North Carolina:
http://nc.barackobama.com/jointhesmiths
Linnea and I respect all that Senator McCain has done for our country. However, we feel strongly that it is Barack Obama who offers the real leadership our nation needs to tap its potential as a land of opportunity — even as we face difficult times at home and abroad. Senator Obama is a patriotic American, a committed Christian, a good family man, and a man who shares the bedrock values that most North Carolinians have in common: fairness, hard work, respect for others, and personal responsibility. And he has the vision and judgment to help us push through this period of uncertainty to a time of greater economic stability and greater security from threats abroad. If you believe America needs to set a new course, then the time to join us is now. If you are already an Obama supporter, please step up to help our campaign. There are only about three weeks left before Election Day, and if we are going to move away from the failed policies of the past, then we need your help now. So we encourage you to get out there and get involved — talk to your neighbors and sign up to volunteer today.
Get involved now: http://nc.barackobama.com/jointhesmiths
And pass this email along to those you think might be interested. This election is too important to stand on the sidelines and watch history pass us by. Thank you,
Coach Dean Smith and Linnea Smith
Chapel Hill, NC
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Take a Bite. Take a Step.
I’ve eaten (almost) an entire bag of delicious candy corn over the past few days.
Each bite has reminded me of a game that my father played with his sisters when they were children and thus taught my brother, sister, and me to play.
The rules are pretty simple:
- Start standing side by side with your siblings.
- Each sibling gets one candy corn kernel.
- Everyone takes a bite…and then takes a step.
- The person that advances the farthest wins.
So the object of the game is to take the smallest bites possible…or just cheat and pretend to take a bite and then take an unearned step.
This one is a sure winner at your Halloween party.
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Time To Buy…I Think?
After getting Kelly’s permission via IM, I just bought GOOG at 393 and AAPL at 104. Yes - I ignored my own advice and used more of my student loan to finance the (laughably small) transactions. Why?
GOOG
- Advertising budgets will shrink during a recession, but direct marketing budgets should remain strong. Companies still have to acquire customers - even if they’re treading water - right? (I think I read that somewhere…or maybe I just made it up.) PPC advertising is much closer to direct marketing than advertising and should remain relatively strong (compared to other advertising categories) during a downturn. The ROI is a cinch to calculate and - more importantly - the service works, thus the case for AdWords should remain a no-brainer.
- My recent liberation from MS Office to Google Docs has been a complete success. I’ve opened Excel only a few times over the past month - and each time was to work in a very complex financial model. Otherwise, I’ve worked exclusively with Docs. The formatting isn’t as slick as it could be and I can’t do page numbers - both of which are fixable problems for Google, by the way - but the content is exactly the same and my work-flow is much cleaner. The way I see it - businesses are going to look for ways to cut corners, MS Office is expensive, Google Docs is free/cheap, most people don’t build buyout models every day, and I’ll turn a profit with my piddly Google investment.
AAPL
- This one isn’t as clear cut for me - instead it is more a depedent argument based on my Google hypothesis. As companies/individuals move to Google (or the web in general) for their productivity applications, platform becomes much less of an issue, thus more people will be comfortable switching to Macs.
- Unlike iPods, iPhones aren’t a luxury purchase. They offer true productivity advantages and stand to change computing game going forward…that is if they haven’t already. They might not sell like hotcakes this Christmas, but they’re still going to a hot ticket item and should find their way into the enterprise sooner rather than later.
- The Jerry Seinfeld and “I’m a PC” commercials are horrible.
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2 posts in one day. Wondering why I haven’t been doing this more often of late…
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Put. That Coffee. Down.
I caught up with my friend Brad last night as a part of church small group that Kelly and I plan to begin attending on a regular basis.*
As we talked about the mixed bag of good/bad stuff we’re dealing with, Brad brought up the dreaded end of the quarter/month. He’s in sales and - as is the case for salespeople throughout the universe, throughout all time - he’s sweating a deadline.
His situation made me think back to my time selling and how much I honestly enjoyed the pressure and accountability. As bad as it was at times, it seemed like the good times were always worth it - both financially and personally.
It also made me look forward to graduating and getting into a role where I’m selling again - preferably not individual subscriptions or widgets, but instead an idea, agenda, or company.
Talk of the sales schtick also made me watch my favorite 7 minute YouTube clip of all time:
I actually wrote a paper about the clip (from the film Glengarry Glenn Ross) for a class I took last year called Leading and Managing. Here are that last 3 paragraphs an otherwise marginal paper:
While the underlying problems in this clip may be complicated for the participants to detect, two potential solutions are actually quite simple to implement. First of all, Moss should be in the field closing sales, not motivating or managing a team. His behavior highlights the difference between selling skills and sales management skills and disproves his assumption that strength in one area imbues strength in the other. Additionally, if Mitch & Murray wished to thin the sales ranks – which is not uncommon and may have been warranted in this case – then the firm should have simply fired the under-performing associates. Indirectly “firing” associates that lose the contest isn’t fair to the employees and reflects poorly on the organization.
Furthermore, Mitch & Murray should consider building a compensation structure that rewards group performance in addition to individual performance. By doing so, the firm can tap into the power of the group structure as a motivational tool. For instance, each sales associate presumably has an individual quota that he/she must meet each quarter that ties into a larger team quota. If Mitch & Murray paid a bonus when all individuals meet their quota and/or when the team meets its quota as a whole, sales associates are more likely to hold one another accountable for their performance and thus positively influence the overall productivity of the team.
Moss’ inability to properly assess and lead according to the situation’s blend of environmental and dispositional forces and his ill-conceived sales goal/contest combine to build the associates’ perception of oppressive external influence, which ultimately undermines his effort to motivate the team. As the film goes on to illustrate, the associates’ sense of powerlessness leads to a coordinated rebellion and criminal action against the firm in an effort to gain access to the Glengarry leads, the only resource that they believe will resolve their predicament.
Why publish all of that? Because I feel bad for not writing anything in a while. I hope that it somehow enriched your day in some small way.
*I’m hoping that a public statement of intent will keep us accountable to actually attending.
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I’m guessing you’ve read about the Large Hadron Collider, a $9B project funded by CERN. If not - here is the latest.
I’m guessing that you may have also read The End of Poverty by Jeffrey Sachs…or maybe have a general awareness that 1/6 of the world lives on less than $1.25 per day…or at least have seen a Sally Struthers commercial.
Frankly, I’m having a hard time reconciling the 2.
It isn’t that I’m opposed to research, science, seeking the truths that may unravel the complex questions of our existence, etc. On the contrary, I can think of few other causes more worthwhile than applied scientific research…one of which happens to be ending one of the most pressing and solvable issues of our time.
I’m currently about 1/4 of the way through Sachs’ book, hence the departure from my typically pointless programming. I’ve felt a mix of emotions - mainly embarrassment - with every page I’ve turned. I have such relative wealth and opportunity to the developing word, yet I squander so much of my time and resources on the remarkably insignificant.
Maybe I’ll get my act together and figure out a way to do something about it. Maybe the Big Bang Machine will lead to world-changing discoveries…or maybe it won’t.
Either way, I can’t help but think that there are better ways to invest our time, money, and minds.
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