Getting Phat In Philadelphia

No, not "phat" as in "cool" - "phat" as in "fat", just with a "ph" because I'm in Philadelphia.

I've had a doughnut (or two) and coffee for breakfast from the Dunkin Donuts on my corner for the past 3 days and I could not be happier.  I figure that the miles I hoof around the city during the day nets out the influx of sugar and God-knows-what-else I get with my ritualistic morning gut-shot.

Here's to hoping I'm right...otherwise, I'm afraid I'll slowly inflate until I look like Ben Franklin.