My Very Excellent Mother...

...Just Sat Under New....?

It is a sad day my friends:

Pluto Gets the Boot

"After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930."

(I've always wanted to take some time away to discuss the essence of the cosmos.  Sounds like a hoot.)

My wife Kelly summed it up well in an email to me:

"Now what's it gonna be? My very eager Mother just served us nothing?????? Pluto will always be the cold icy planet so far, far away."